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theroadwolf · 2006-08-12 04:20:38

road: its a specail blend that removes the toxic componant and our hybrid immune system can process it anyway

roadwolf finishes his chocolate and walks out to his workshop to begin on his new creation he is making out of the suit of amour and that delivery he picked up a week ago, country music blasts from the shop along with sparks and smoke and the occasional crude langauge

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-12 05:53:42

lol... i love choclate... choclate GOOOD

*jumps over the counter and orders a Montana aint no mountain high enought, aint no vally low enought Choclate drink

Howlitzer · 2006-08-12 07:13:50

I don't care

mmmmmm....chocolate...::chuggs drink::

spacewolf · 2006-08-12 08:10:58

*Spacewolf looks at VanZandt*

"It may kill us... but what a way to go!!!"

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-12 08:59:01

spacewolf wrote:
*Spacewolf looks at VanZandt*

"It may kill us... but what a way to go!!!"

hehehehe...
*bip. bip bip bip * Doctor is he going to live???
Doctor: i am afraid we have to let him go...
unknown: what is he dying off??
Doctor: choclatus shoctus
Unknown: what is that?? tell me doctor please
Doctor: Choclate shock.. he drank to mutch hot choclate... from the werewolf cafÃ¨

*jumps to WWC* Police: Montana your under arrest for making to damn good hot chocolate
Montana: I would have gotten away with it, had it not been for you damn muts and that damn dragon

dragon: dragadagaa doooooo

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WolfMontana · 2006-08-12 12:42:56

*spends the next 10 minutes rolling in laughter on the floor*

*when she finally gets up her stomach hurts so much she has trouble making the Death By Chocolate for Norwegian*

*finally puts one together and hands it over to Norwegian* Tee hee

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-12 14:05:04

Wolf: Suture self. Actually, if your livers couldn't burn off a little theobromine, I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you.

WolfMontana · 2006-08-12 15:05:32

o.O *raises an eyebrow and mouths the word 'theobromine' back at Wolf*

*raids the cupboards again for a medical dictionary, finds one (gotta love this place), scans down a couple of pages with her finger*

A-HA! theobromine... A bitter, colorless alkaloid, C7H8N4O2, derived from the cacao bean, found in chocolate products and used in medicine as a diuretic, vasodilator, and myocardial stimulant.

*peers at her drink* Hmm. *drools* Theobromine be damned! *SLURP*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-12 16:46:09

*looks at the grimreaper surfing in my hot choclate*

Death: So buddy ya like this hot choclate?? come one drink up... don`t shake this thing to mutch it is sizzeling hot almost like lava
me: Looks back with big eyes* how the hell did you get in my cup??
Death: did you not read what stands on post 606??? it is called Death by choclate.. YELLOOO need some help there tuff guy??
Me: ummm death i don`t think she ment it like that...
Death: oh, ah.. umm ok don`t tell anyone i did this*poffs away in a darkcloud*
*take out the small surfing board out of the cup.. and drink nervously out of it.. and it is all fine*

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spacewolf · 2006-08-12 18:47:34

*See's 'da grimm reaper' in Norwegian's HC*

"Don't worry about reaps, he's fine, it's Mr. Black you should worry about."

WolfMontana · 2006-08-12 19:52:02

Grey! *gives the dude a tackle hug* Hey, want some coffee?

... you mean like Theobrominia? ... almost sounds like a tiny country near Belgium or something...

theroadwolf · 2006-08-13 03:27:13

enough guys lets just enjoy our drinks

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-13 04:48:21

*runs around smiling* Weeeeeee... I just meet the Grim Reaper..
*GR poffs out of the wall*
GR: did i not tell that you should not say that..
NW: yee.. but how cares what you say... I am liveeeee
*hellraiser gruppe comes into the CafÃ¨*
Pinhead: so there you are!
NW: How me???
Pinhead: NO,foolish wolf tiger dragon hybrid thing... I ment Grim reaper
NW: *sits down and breath lightly out* I thought your were after me.... I am glad that i don`t have that box in my hands
GR: *Takes out the box* Sorry sorry i thought you would jump out of it like a jack in the box...
Pinhead: *takes the chain and slaps GR* You stupid bastard... Go watch the movie..
GR: Ok.. i am going to soon...
Pinhead: Chain him restrain him and lets take him home..
GR: Aaaaaaaaaa...oh wait.. what i am afraid of i am death him self.... and you serve me..
Pinhead: ooo ye thats right sorry.... well lets go see our movie

*see Hellraiser gruppe and Grim reaper disapper in a wall*

NW: OMG... what the hell just happend???
and i forgot to get their autograph... *poff.. and the autograph of the hellraiser gruppe and Grim reaper lay there in my lap and on the last page.. it was writen come see us in HELL... you need directions call this nummber... 666-hell-directions.... *

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-13 11:15:48

Midnight Grey wrote:
WolfMontana wrote:
Grey! *gives the dude a tackle hug* Hey, want some coffee?
Somehow manages not to get bowled over

Don't mind if I do... might keep me awake enough to actually say something.

Looks at the Aussies and the Norwegian

Nice to see the youngsters enjoying themselves...

*waves at the big bad greywolf yo, that has just entered the cafÃ¨*

Hey there i am the Norwegian werewolf.. or NW
*shakes paws* I am the sword leader of H.O.W.L.E... and have my own melee team and her is my swords *shows 3 archblades incrested with fire,water and light*

hehhee well pleasure is on my side *shake paws and bows abit*
*sit down and drink some hot choclate*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-13 13:42:23

Wolf: O.o Whoah, this is a weird place. Hey, Gray. Good to see you again.

WolfMontana · 2006-08-13 20:13:32

*WolfMontana pours some fresh coffee into a mug and hands it to Grey* I can do an espresso too, mocha, latte, cappuccino, whatever's your fancy.

*goes back to slurping her DBC!*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-14 10:02:28

Hummm... i have had them upgraded H.o.w.l.e to archblades-- they where katanas at first... but they needed to test a prototype of archblade... and i wanted them badly.. You the Big bad wolf yo

hehehe well it is a pleasure to meet you

spacewolf · 2006-08-14 19:51:51

Hi Grey, Name's Spacewolf, Welcome to the insanity that is 'The Werewolf Cafe' I'd like to offer you a position in H.O.W.L.E. if you are interested. for more details ask Roadwolf. Have a coffee on me.

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-14 20:31:02

spacewolf wrote:
Hi Grey, Name's Spacewolf, Welcome to the insanity that is 'The Werewolf Cafe' I'd like to offer you a position in H.O.W.L.E. if you are interested. for more details ask Roadwolf. Have a coffee on me.

Ooo.. we have room in thesword section, destroyer team ... or do we have more room other places Space..
How often do you meet a Bazerker And if you give him a zanbatzu GOD DAMN what sword power he could have ....
Or we could set him inn were i was ... The destroyer team... I am still in that group am i not?? give him the Anti tank rifle.. You know he is a big, way cool dude ...

Well Grey... I greet you and your welcome to join the H.O.W.L.E ... *walks over and shakes paws again and give him something montana made*
Her you go... *walks over and sits down and continue to drink Death by Choclate *

*take out the Creative zen.. out of the pocket and lisens to Lilium*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-14 20:34:41

The only dragons I've seen around here are him and his friends (I point to Norwegian) and they're quite a lot smaller than the last one that we ran into - or the last one that ran into us. Most excitement I have now days is my job.

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-14 23:08:55

(I turn around and look out the front windows of the cafe. It's pitch black outside.)

Wolf: Grph! I gotta go. I have to get up at 5:00 tomorrow morning to go to a conference in Birmingham - I hate Birmingham rush hour traffic. I'd shift on them but it'd probably cause another traffic jam.

(I hawl myself off the bar stool and pull my watch out of my fur.)

Wolf: Be well.

(I look at my reflection and step into Dreamtime.)

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Howlitzer · 2006-08-14 23:18:14

::shaking violently from caffeine and sugar high and talking very fast::

canihaveonemoreplease..th--thankyou...mmmmmmchocolateilovechocolatetheyshouldmakechocolatecokeorchocolategumorsomethingheymyheadfeelsreallyweirdthis ISmy7thonebutwhateveryoucanneverhavetoomuchchocolate...

saywhatis H.O.W.L.E. anyway?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-14 23:28:56

cannondale90 wrote:
::shaking violently from caffeine and sugar high and talking very fast::

canihaveonemoreplease..th--thankyou...mmmmmmchocolateilovechocolatetheyshouldmakechocolatecokeorchocolategumorsomethingheymyheadfeelsreallyweirdthis ISmy7thonebutwhateveryoucanneverhavetoomuchchocolate...

saywhatis H.O.W.L.E. anyway?

Well funny you should ask..
cannondale:tellmetellmetellmetellme...
*points at Space and road.. go talk to them...

Cannondale: okokokokokok..ishalldo... *breath* okokokok ionmyway

theroadwolf · 2006-08-15 07:55:00

road: so cannondale, so midnight grey in case you dont know the names Roadwolf, owner of roadwolf freightlines and transport repairs (taking another drag on the big cigar hes smokin'), so you wanna know about H.O.W.L.E huh, well im the man to talk to, why dont you two sit down and i'll tell yous all about it.

roadwolf then begins by saying that the Home Office of Werewolf Law Enforcement or H.O.W.L.E for short provides law enforcement, protection and legal support for all werewolves and were-kind and through a liaison with the B.P.R.D (bureau of paranormal research and defence) hides our existence from all but the highest government officials . roadwolf then explains that he is a major general in charge of the RRTS (rapid response tactical squad) H.O.W.L.E's special forces team

"i am their heavy weapons specialist i also invent new weapons for use by H.O.W.L.E agents ,im not the only one here in H.O.W.L.E, spacewolf is our eye in the sky and airborne specialist and norweigian is our stealth and close quarters specialist.

just going off topic for a sec (for more infomation on H.O.W.L.E please see the link provided)
http://forum.werewolfcafe.com/viewtopic.php?id=1243 link is actually for the origins thread

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theroadwolf · 2006-08-15 08:05:15

and if you guys wanna see some of our skills we would be more then happy to show you, i am also quite a hotshot truck driver and also i am a real mean short order chef if you want a deer steak with mushroom gravy i can make it happen

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