The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-21 16:46:08

Me: Roadie umm you know he is mutch wiser then anyone one of us... even wiser then all us togetter....

Hummm... I know car driving challenge Hehehehe
What do i have to lose??

Me: Hei hehehe I challenge you to a car driving challenge:)
DF: HAHAHAHA.... you think i can find a car that is as big as me??
Me: No, but you can change form to like a smaller dragon
DF: Ok.. humm what car*truns in to a smaller dragon* Hahaha.. i know! What terrain are we going to drive on??
Me: Speedway or derby... your choose!
DF: AAaaa lets take a derby bowl a classic
Me: sure... *sadistik look*
DF: I choose a tipp topp and nicely tuned Ford Escort coswort
Me: Aaaa A nice choice, *Walks over to the cafÃ¨ wall and rips off the cloth.. revelse a nice old AM car * THis my freinds is a A corvette with a nice super charger and a strong turbo boost, with alot of stuff in it HAHAHAHHAHA
DF: lets drive
Me: ok

*and the winner is offcourse me.. So the dragonfather gives me the ability to change form* DF: We have to do this again sometime NW
Me:sure... but maybe we change to small go carts
Dragoness: mind if i join in??
DF and me: sure

*so the dragons flew into the sunset and gave me abilities and a special way to call upon the dragons *

*transform into the good old werewolf form* jeeeyyyy my fur I want a good cup of chocolate
*sits down and watches some telly*

theroadwolf · 2006-07-21 21:56:58

whilst watching the race on the telly roadie turns to NW and says" i was thinking that we should start a racing series or somthing like that"

space: i think thats a great idea

road: any good at drag racing spacewolf

space: yeah so do you want to challenge me?
road: ok then your on, i bet you $500 i can beat you, but you do know i drive the fastest thing this side of the great divide

space: ok then when and where
road: how about now at these co-ordinates
space: ok i will meet you there

spacewolf punches the coodinates into his transporter and disappears in to thin air
he arrives at an old disused airfield and surveys the scene all he sees is an old hanger and some rusty planes sitting off the runway. whilst he stands there a camera crew turns up and says that they are here to film the race for WESPN(werewolf extreme sports network)
space: but noones here. just as he says that a loud rumbling fills the air as a big rig pulls up pulling two trailers

meanwhile all of this is being broadcast on the telly at the cafe

back at the race spacewolf is still waiting for roadwolf to turn up when the sound of an air starter pierces the air, the doors of the hanger roll open and out rolls two of the meanest sounding things in the state they roll up and roadwolf climbs out one of the cabs and with a surprized look on his face says "oh did i forget to mention that we are racing semi trucks"

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-21 23:14:38

*change the channel to WESPN* Hey you guys Road and space is on the TV wayyy cool
humm.. this can be intresting

Howlitzer · 2006-07-21 23:29:00

::walks through door unnoticed, orders espresso::

::sticks homemade gizmo on the metal rail of the bar, pulls back mousetrap::

::sips espresso::

::heads for door, still unnoticed::

*whistles*

::mousetrap goes off, closes circuit to metal rail, everyone at the bar yelps in unison::

hehehe

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WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-21 23:43:11

Wolf (Mutteing in my Angolan just loud enough for Montana to hear): "Fix it and forget it.....that's what most denture wearers do."

(Sip)
Wolf: And if Daddy catches on......well, it wouldn't be the first time in the last year......

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-22 00:02:43

*gets up, then forget whats going on and sits down*
Aaa.. so nice to have my werewolf fur back, humm want to draw somthing but what shall i draw??
alas i am empty just figurer out what i shall draw tommorow...
I am really looking forward to the 3-5 august the Lost weekend festival on AskÃ¸y is beginning YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

*start dreaming of the conserts... the boose and all the ladies hehhee

WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-22 11:49:21

Wolf: Heh, and I thought dragons were smart.

WolfMontana · 2006-07-22 12:45:50

*comes up from behind the bar, where she landed after Cannon zapped the metal rail*
*she looks a bit like a porcupine, with her hair standing on end*

Okay... WHO DID THAT?!?

*spies him by the exit* Right! *sneaks out he back, grabs the hose, turns it on full and pinches it to stop the flow*
*sneaks up to the front entrance, taps Cannon on the shoulder, and when he turns...*

SSSPPPLLOOOOOSSSH!!! *fires the pressurized water in his face*

*cackles madly and takes off around the back*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-22 22:16:03

Wolf: (Looks at the rail wonderingly. Touches it with a finger. Zzzzt!) Cool.
(Zzzt. All the lights go out.)
Wolf. Awwwwww, man...
(By the way things look to me, I think my eyes are glowing green.)
Coooool.

theroadwolf · 2006-07-23 04:32:01

looks like headlights says NW

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-23 09:23:46

*watches the telly turns off* Ummmm what i am going to do now..
Montana has notic the pinpoint for the race...

I note them in my brain and teleport myself and a speed buggy to the place
Enter the race just to have fun hehehe

Howdy rodie and space
I am bored out of my skull so i just gonna have fun with you two Speedbuggy away
*and the speedbuggy jumps on a bump in the road

theroadwolf · 2006-07-24 05:27:36

i'll get him says roadie as he disappears in a cloud of diesel smoke

road: pull it over you will never win
NW: oh yeah (as he grabs another gear and speeds off)
road: oh no you dont (as he floors the throttle and smokes the tires at 90mph and then pulls in front and stops NW in his tracks)
road: (speaking in mock japanese) you are a most worthy adversary,ok you can race us i will prep another rig when we get back

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-24 06:26:20

Jeyyyy Me join race... fun

Howlitzer · 2006-07-24 23:44:54

::follows Montana around back::

Cannon: Spray me with a hose, will you?

::jumps up on dumpster around corner from Montana, climbs onto roof::

::pulls 2 large bottles of coca-cola and a pack of mentos from backpack::

::breaks mentos pack in half, fits each half of mentos pack in top of each bottle, holding them up by loosely screwing on the caps over the paper::

::quietly leans over edge of roof above Montana's hiding spot, drops bottles on either side of montana::

::Montana looks puzzled for a split second as coke bottles foam up inside::

POP-FIZZLE!

::caps shoot off of coke bottles, rapidly spraying 4 liters of sticky coke on Montana::

hehehe ... this is going to get ugly, isn't it?

WolfMontana · 2006-07-25 00:04:43

AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

*runs back into the cafe, and dunks her head under the tap behind the counter, twists the tap full on - water sprays off in all directions*

*she eventually comes up looking like Samara from the Ring, blows a few wet strands off her face, and looks supremely miffed*

*she starts poking around for suitable weaponry*

Howlitzer · 2006-07-25 00:49:06

:: hides on roof, clutching an empty cappuchino cup, now filled with ants::

Cannon: now this is dumb luck

::Montana comes outside with a kitchen knife and a spray bottle of some unknown liquid::

::Drops ants on the still-slightly-sugary Montana::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-25 12:32:48

So Me space and roady.. comes to the startline

The engine of the cars.. begin to howl.. "no not roar but howl "
And then the green dot signals we are ready to shake our ass,, yes i meen it since there is a hump in every litle place on this race track
And roady gets his head start as usual.. And Space shouts over to me: Hi NW do you know what this button does??
Me: just push the button.. you love it " warning: don`t push all buttons you see.. in this case it is a Nitroboost button
And off he goes almost like a racing god... pulls up on the side and try to smile.. but you know open window.. smiling don`t really work..

So what happens is that spacewolfs mouth looks like a big jellyfish thing... flapping and jumping up and down... and he takes his head in the window and drive pass road... When Space pass... I have commece a drift on roads tail... "drift= When you get less air resistence"

And roady don`t like loosing so he begin to drift as well waiting to use his Nitro boost...

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WolfMontana · 2006-07-25 21:22:56

YIIIKES!!!! *flails wildly, then changes into a full hybrid werewolf with a roar*

*grabs a keg nearby, shakes it wildly, then leaps up to the roof and punches a hole with her claw through the lid, and the beer shoots out in a wild spray all over Cannon* *snickers through massive fangs and throws the empty keg at him, then goes for another*

Howlitzer · 2006-07-25 22:48:33

BLEH!!!!

::takes off beer-soaked backpack and jacket...changes to hybrid werewolf as well, jumps off of roof::

::Crushes empty cegs and distracts Montana by throwing them back like huge metal frisbees::

::Reaches through kitchen window and grabs CO2 fire extinguisher, jumps back up onto roof::

::Punches multiple holes in tank with claws before rolling across roof. CO2 flash freezes beer soaked roof, as well as leaving a layer of frost on Montana's fur, making her look a bit like a yeti and the roof too slippery to stand on::

*people inside Cafe wonder what all the noise is about*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-26 00:44:23

(I refill my cup and stroll out and across the street. When there, I hunker down on a log and watch the fireworks.)

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-26 05:15:41

After our driving... we took off in my speedbuggy and headed for the cafÃ¨...
me need good ol`Montana Late

Ooo and now your wondering how won??
Well we came to the last turn and we kinda had a accident, we had abit to mutch Nitroboost left so we smasched into eatch other and then into the wall... So we say it was a draw

theroadwolf · 2006-07-26 06:14:22

roadie climbs out of the wreckage of his truck and scratches his head "damn it NW it took me 6 months to screw those trucks together. next time we race its my terms and my choice of vehicles"

"i could go for one of those lattes too and your buyin' nw"

theroadwolf · 2006-07-26 06:28:12

roadie grabs a coffee off the counter and goes and sits on a barstool in the corner to write a song which he calls "ghost in the aerodyne" he then gets a call on his cell saying that a delivery that he ordered has come in " sorry boys but i gotta run and pick up some stuff from the store do we need anything?" "yeah" montana yells out "could you grab a new tin of coffee and some milk from the wholesalers, you dont have to worry we have a standing account with them" "sure back in two hours" roadwolf then drives off in his new pickup truck he made from an old p379 cab and chassis

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-26 12:47:51

Sweet car

Howlitzer · 2006-07-26 15:08:24

::now mildly frostbitten from the dry ice, and trying to stand on a frozen roof, both Montana and Cannon slide off and land on the dumpster::

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