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spacewolf · 2006-07-15 21:26:52

*Skyfire glides across the bar and lands on the jukebox, Kenny Rodgers is abruptly cut off, to be replaced by the sound of bagpipes as Copperhead road starts pumping into the room*

WolfMontana · 2006-07-15 21:50:08

*Watches in total fascination as Roadwolf scrubs his teeth with steel wool.*

Geez dude!! AUGH!!! *holds her mouth in empathic pain*

*gets distracted by the bagpipes* Hey, very cool!

What was that about kilts Wolf? *she grins and turns to where Wolf *was* sitting*

Gorram it! He's always DOING THAT!

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-15 21:50:14

hei.. sorry.. look what ummm I dragon inn ( instead of draged inn)

Me: why do you rube in to me?
Dragon:I am a dragoness
me: Still i am a half brood, you don`t like half broods
Dragoness: It takes time to like things, but you i like!!
Me: Wolf montana help me.. please
Dragoness: do you have a girlfreind already??
Me: NO, she is a freind

*Wolfmontana drinks hot chocolate and dance a cute, but kinda weird dance, abit of michael jackson looking dance .
*humm Hot chocolate+ contry music, ooo line dance...Jumps out on the dance floor and start dancing line dance, Roadwolf joins inn.. and soon the rest of the H.O.W.L.E gruppe start dance line dance ... A specialalty of the H.O.W.L.E gruppe *

*the dragoness sits down and looks angry: Dragoness:*quite* Why doesent he like me?? *lets out a quite growl for her self*

theroadwolf · 2006-07-16 22:07:11

roadwolf yells out to the dragoness" help your self to what ever you want we wont be long"

WolfMontana · 2006-07-16 22:35:09

*tries to keep up with the line-dance* You know... I'm not much of a dancer to this stuff, I just like listening to it... within reason! I lika da techno a bit more

Hmpf... I didn't think it was that 'Michael Jackson' ... *Spends the next 15 minutes trying to moondance. Fails*

theroadwolf · 2006-07-17 00:27:27

its pretty hard to moonwalk with paws

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-17 16:48:18

Hehehe.. It is very hard to moonwalk.. *ponders abit.. gets a bright idea* *begin to float in the air and try moonwalking *
Umm It was worth a try soo... How do all feel?? Everyone happy:D

*dragoness gets up and start bitchslapping me around the room* Dragoness: Grrrr, You knew i was lonly so that is why you asked, you bastard.
Me: *start to run away* Aaaa I thought you were going home to your Boyfreind...
Dragoness:*start chasing* I told you I don`t have one
After many hours i had to stop sometime soon

Dragoness: I am going to crush you*pant*...... *pant* Rip you head off *pant, pant* she Collapses after many rounds
Me:help me or she kill me and eat me for supper *looks back at the collapsed dragoness and runs fast into the wall* outch the hurt like He..

Crowed: Umm jee, we let you love bird....... Dragons be alone

Me: Noooo*pant*ooooo *pant, pant* he...l..p meee *pant*

Last edited by The Norwegian werewolf (2006-07-17 16:50:56)

spacewolf · 2006-07-18 08:49:29

*Spacewolf looks apon this scene and says sagely*

"Furious Females are the best lovers."

theroadwolf · 2006-07-18 21:47:20

just look out for your love spuds NW watch that she dont roast em

WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-18 22:28:23

(I don't bother to leave Dreamtime as I enter the cafe. The sound doesn't carry into Dreamtime. Everything's the same, anyway, only different. Werewolves and such can sense me but they can't see me from Realtime. I look at the dragons....)

Wolf: I wonder if they're here or there?

(I walk over to the one that looks tres angry and wave a paw in front of her nose.)

Wolf: Nope, there....

(I walk through the bar and tap off a large cup of Angolan and walk back through the bar. I sit down before I catch my reflection in the big wall mirror and enter Realtime.)

theroadwolf · 2006-07-19 02:55:32

mind if i join you for a cup

BlueEyesWolf · 2006-07-19 07:01:46

theroadwolf wrote:
roadwolf standing behind the bar cooking up a big batch of vegie pizzas and brewing a big pot of hot chocolate for anyone who wants it

*A wraphole opens up and Blue gets some veggie pizzas & hot chocolate for himself and his friends*

Thanks, The Roadwolf. I hope that you like the dawgs pictures that I made for you. Well, gotta to go. I'm still on vacation.

*Blue jump back through the wraphole which closes up after him*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-19 17:48:37

Gahhhh... I am going to die....

*walks out * Whhhhyyyyy?
*climbs up in a tree and start sleping*

theroadwolf · 2006-07-19 21:26:10

go and sleep in one of my trailers if you want ill keep her away from you

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-19 21:38:54

How can you keep her away???
Even though i feel kinda bad for her.... Aaaa crap, me and my big fluffy heart... *Walks in the CafÃ¨ and lift the sleeping dragoness up and ask for directions to the trailer i could borrow* So Roadwolf you have some pillows and maybe a blaket??

*roadwolf already got the blaket and the pillows...*
Umm how the He.. did you know what trailer i would pick??
Road: Look on the sign on the trailer
me*???* What? *looks up and see biiiiiig letters that spell out "Sleepland" * ok I get it
Roadwolf: well enjoy you two*leaves with a big smile on his face*
Me: Don`t you even Imagine it... becouse it is not going to happen..

Roadwolf: *shouts* That`s what they all say!
Me: AAAaaaa shut up... And goooooood niiiiiiiggghhtt

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WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-19 22:17:38

Wolf: Ne problem. I was going to ask you what had happened while I was gone but, on second thought, I'm probably happier not knowing. Who're the funny dragons? Friends of yours?

WolfMontana · 2006-07-19 22:40:55

*WolfMontana is staring pointedly at her reflection on the side of the espresso machine, trying her darndest to vanish, but all the squinting and eyebrow waggling is getting her nowhere*

Bleah! *she throws her hands up and moves around to make herself a mocha*

Were you talking to me? I'm guessing Norwegian has an admirer he's not too sure what to do with, though apparently they're sleeping together so... *thinks* ... how do you think they...? Er...

theroadwolf · 2006-07-20 03:41:45

your lucky that trailer is fitted with airbag suspension for the softset ride out there

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-20 15:50:15

Thanks Roadwolf... kinda tierd

Well I am going to sleep now.. Good night..
*sends a invite to Hologram speaker with SpaceWolf..
Me: Yo space, I need you to look up how to change my form as a dragon... i think the crew don`t like me in dragon form.. I know dragons have the abil. to change forms... so if you can. i be really grateful

Well cheers

WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-20 22:15:59

Wolf: That's Norwegian? What'd he do, resurrect on the wrong side of he coffin?

WolfMontana · 2006-07-20 22:37:05

Heh - I'm not sure exactly what happened, some intervention by a dragon spirit or something?

*tilts her head, while stiring her mocha* I think it's a pretty good look for the guy, personally. Gotta be odd though. I can't imagine scales. *twitches* That's gotta get kinda itchy!

How's your coffee? Angolan? Is it coffee?? *peers curiously* Can you stick a spoon straight up in it?

*raises her voice* Was anyone else up for something special?

theroadwolf · 2006-07-20 23:32:58

roadie: i have a freind that may be able to help you

he builds holographic generators for the navy . i will get on to him and see what he can do

roadwolf then walks over to the big screen tv, switchs it on, rips open a beer and sits on the couch to watch the truck drag racing

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-21 00:37:23

*awakes from good nape *

*walk in the cafÃ¨ and look like I have the biggest hangover from the last day, ask for a Big mug of coffe* OOoooo Drag racing, jeeeeyyy* takes a backflip and lands in a chair* Yo WolfvanZandt... ok the dragon father has the power to turn a umm mortal, undead or what ever creature in to a half brood dragon, also called celedragons... when your a human you get like shinny and scally face and maybe a pair of wings and stuff like that.. I my self think i got this dragon thingy/look becouse i am a dragon desiple, but i did not think i would become a dragon( dragon desiple is a person that worship a dragon, and over time gets wings, a tail, magic resistens and all abilities to a dragon )

Ok, ok i read alot of D&D things hehehe... sorry
And one more thing the Dragon father is a BIG red dragon. hehehe

Jeeyyy space and road are going to help me soo I can return to my normal life being a werewolf.... woooohoooo

*Dragoness comes running like she have the devil in her heels* Aaaaaaa He is coming!!!
Me: Ummm who?
Dragoness: My father..
Me: Ye sure I be drinking a big mug of coffe in her, so have fun you two
Dragoness: *runs over and wisper me inn the ear* "He is the dragon father"
Me: WTF... And what is he doing her?
Dragoness: My purpose was to get a boyfreind, thats why your a dragon
Me: ..... whyyyy?? It was for nothing to worship a dragon for soo long... *falls flate on my face* I was transforemed into a dragon, only to become mating buddy for his daughter
* Sits down and feels soo abused by the dragons*

Dragoness: If he sees you like that he kill you, and pluck your scales like a chicken..
Me: *finshes the mug in one BIG sipp..* Thats just what the voodoo doc. ordered a bloody scaled picked dragon... Typical of my luck
Dragoness:*drages me out* Father he is her... just like you promised
Me: Hey mr dragonfather
Dragonfather:humm.. so this is the welp i fished out to become a perfect boyfreind for you...*streers ugly at me* right my "going to become my daughters fiancÃ¨e"..

Me: *quite* sure, if i live that long
DF: what was that son?? speak up a bit!
ME: SURE.. we are going to live long
DF: come on i am just kidding with you dear boy
ME: ok... I be inn there and drink some coffe.. *shouts inn* Make a big latte for me, please

*thinks: how shall i get out of this pickel??*

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theroadwolf · 2006-07-21 06:45:00

roadie: challenge him to a race or a game of something , if you win he turns you back but if he wins you must take his daughters claw in marriage. i can organise the race if you want

WolfMontana · 2006-07-21 13:40:01

*peers at the scene outside, then raises an eyebrow at roadwolf*

But... the big dragon's kinda... *gestures* BIG, and Norwegian's kinda... tiny... compared to him? How's he going to beat him in a race??

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