*pushes Joker off, stands up and dusts self off* Ahem. No.
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*looks innocent* It was all Flareon's idea
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Flareon is not that lecherous. *serious face* he wouldn't make a sexual joke
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*pulls out a sandwich and smugly eats it*
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*steals sandwhich, licks it, returns it* Hahaha. Pippin slobber. *smirk*
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*eats sandwich ravenously* unless your slobber has some embarassing magic quality to it, it doesn't bother me.
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-.- i will find a way to get you back. I swear it.
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*Joker laughs* For some reason, I keep getting the strange urge to ask you if you like scones *grins* any idea why that might be?
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....No . I used to like scones but today I grew a HUGE distaste for them. -.- I don't know why that may be ..
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*noms on a light salad*
No idea at all, but I seem to hate them now as well.
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I suppose that happens *sits next to Joker, crumbles up scone on his salad* I dare you to eat that *Evil smile*
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Don't normally eat salad with scone, but ok *eats part of the salad* I don't know what I was so worried about *stomach rumbles* I think I'm going to head to the restroom though, I don't feel so good *wobbles toward the restroom*
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*nearly dies of laughter*
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*sounds of vomiting come from the restroom* WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO TO ME?!?
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*calls after him* Awwww don't sound so upset sweetie! *laughs* just a bit of what you gave me earlier!
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*stands up and smiles for a second before setting off the explosive charge he attached to the bottom of Pip's chair* *resumes being sick*
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*growls and sits on the floor* is it just me, or does this place have more explosions than most?
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It also apparently has coffee. Did you know that? *Joker looked genuinely curious*
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*Shrugs* more of a cappicinno or tea person.
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*makes a completely ordinary cappucino with nothing untoward in it and brings it to Pip* For you, nothing bad in it this time, I promise. You got me and I'm gonna admit that graciously.
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*Takes it warily, sniffs the cappucino* ....I'm trusting you.... *takes sip*
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*is happy* See, normal tasty cappucino! Enjoy!
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*takes another sip* It is pretty good... *Keeps eyeing Joker with suspicsion*
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You do like hazelnut then? Good, I was worried I picked the wrong flavour *smiles warmly*
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*Starts laughing* What if your name was Zulnut, and then I'd be like "HEY! Zulnut!"
*smiles back, takes another sip*
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