*Wide eyes* If this is about the moustache tattoo, you have my deepest apologies. *bows head, flattens ears*

(LOL! I was actually thinking you meant the other kind! So you're okay? Good)

(Also, Joker? I know you're there, watching. Please get it over with. *fake sob*)

*starts up the tattoo gun and holds it next to The Wolf Pen's ear so he can hear it buzzing* Now, what should I do next......? Harf!

*Wolf Pen feels a small prick in the skin of his right leg, he then feels very heavy pressure in his leg* *Next thing he knows, Joker has removed the blindfold and is holding a severed leg out in front of him (unbeknownst to Wolf Pen, it's just a leftover leg from one of the spambots)* *offers The Wolf Pen a piece of dark meat* *laughs then grows suddenly serious* Like I said, nobody messes with JokerWolf. *puts blindfold back on for a second* *rubs something onto The Wolf Pen's hand that immediately starts itching and bleeding* Also, you now have paw rot. Do enjoy that for me now, won't you? *laughs at the fact that The Wolf Pen doesn't know that I just smeared a very fine mixture of  powdered nettle combined with powdered blood acquired by drying Spambot blood and grinding it in my mortar and pestle* *quite satisfied, removes blindfold and The Wolf Pen's pants exposing his wolfy boxers* *leaves him tied up in the middle of the club and lets everybody else back in* Now where's Finnagin?

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*For posterity, tattoos fake amputation, leg to Wolf Pen's forehead, letting everyone else in on what was going on*

*Laughs* once again Joker, your work amazes me. *examines Wolf Pen's paw and leg* Not bad. *impressed*

* looks at everybody and grins maniacally* The Wolf Pen is passed out. This is your chance to do whatever you want to him. I made him think  that I chopped his leg off, so when he wakes up, be sure to mention the missing leg. *pours some blood on the chair underneath  him* Don't worry, the numbing agent will be active for about a week after he wakes up. *leaves some crutches for The Wolf Pen* The battle is begun. I will be interested to see his retribution after he discovers I tricked him into thinking I cut off his leg. Oh yeah! *sprinkles some powder on his leg which instantly turns it invisible* We wouldn't want a pesky thing like sight to interfere with a good time. It will also last about a week. *laughs and places severed spambot leg on table in front of The Wolf Pen*

What, my back with the target on it? *laughs*

*roars with laughter*  Oh, my knees are quaking. Too bad you only have one knee now. *grins*

Yipe!

*surprised by Wolf Pen's floating,  as he was  able to kick  with one of his legs out  of commission, almost forgets to struggle*  Hey, you! *uses his knife to cut the rope* You shouldn't  even be able to stand up.

Hey! That's me arse! *futilely tries to get away*