roadwolf pulls out his old boomstick and blows a zombie away from 50 feet and then says " hail to the king  baby"
then twirls t6he thegun andslides it back in its holster

Fist full of broomstiks all hail the king

Hehehe... humm ok the Dead not go quiet back to the graveyard

This is going to be fun

Runs behind the counter and get the gear *psyco grind*
Hahaha, you all die, you hear hahahaha
*Montana come flying over the counter and smacks over me, and say they are allready dead you twat*
*rise up*ooo ye that is right,  humm more dead meet for me, hahahahaha

* sit down in a demon fury stance, does the demon fury strike, runs though the zombie crowd and jumps up on a table, take the last arcblade down in its place, and waits *click* everyone standing there,*waiting* suddenly all zombies flush open with blood and gore flying*

I told you they die WolfMontana *a zombie head tries to bite montana, lol*

Theroadwolf* start gunning down the zombies and cracks some skulls, always pointblank shoot trough zombie heads*
Do you need any help over there Theroadwolf??

*WolfMontana shoots the zombie head in to more zombie crowed*
*everyone* she shoots, she score LOL

* I trie the same but the head splats in to million pieces* Aaa grooossee, this is the last time i try to kick the can *gjess*

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(I sigh and wade in. A prostrate zombee bites my ankle and I bring the other paw down om its head smashing the skull and jaw to powder, then I rip off it's leg and start pounding the other zombees to dust.)

*pulls The RoadWolf out of this forum*

Hm, excuse me, The Roadwolf, I'm not in this RPG forum, remember? I'm already busy in the other one that WolfVanZandt started and was taken over by Confused & Me. It's a whole lot less violent than this blood and gore thread of yours. Nothing personal but that isn't just me, you know?  So do you mind if I take myself out and replace me with SpaceWolf?

"then a guy walks in wearing a torn blue shirt carrying a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw where the other should be "any one seen any deadites 'round here" SpaceWolf looks up and says "who are you any way" the stranger shoots one of the zombies and says" names ash   housewares"

Fine with you? Ok. Have fun

*Lets The RoadWolf go back to the battle in his RPG forum*

Wolf: Grph

(I back up to the bar, flip my tail over a barstool and lean back with my elbows on the bar and watch the chaos.)

Wolf: Now I'm getting all sweaty.

Wolf: Also the noise makes me want to bite your head off. Turn it off and have a cup of coffee.

(I look at myself)

Wolf: Grph. I have blood all over me. I'm going to go home and take a shower......I hope none of the other tenant catches sight of me.

(I turn around and look at the chrome back of the coffee maker and vanish)

ash then takes his chainsaw off his wrist andreplaces it with a mechanical hand sits down and shares a beer with roadie whilesomeone tries too take arnie down with a kick to the back of the head

he is suppose to be some kind of druid and those are supposed to be elves   (personally i think NW looks like a complete twonk)

all of a sudden roadwolfs mobile phone rings "roadwolf freightlines and transport repairs what can i do for ya, yeah just pull in to remus' cafe and i'll have a look at it, ok cya soon bye" roadie hangs up the phone and says well i need the money so i also repair trucks on the side about 30mins later a rattley old pete 351 towing a raggedy trailer with malamute haulage on the side pulls up and dies in front of the cafe, the driver then climbs out and asks where he can find roadwolf,  someone says try inside he walks in and comes up to roadies table and introduces himself

roadie looks up and sees this old were-malamute standing in front of him he said he goes by the name of snowman and asks roadie to look at his truck which roadie does, roadwolf then tows the truck round the back to the workshop and gets to work on it

Wolf: Shadow's not needed to defend anthing against zombies but I really appreciate it if he can help me avoid getting plastered with putrifying zombie intrails again. Once is enough for one week.

(I walk over to the bar, snag a jug of coffee and pour a cup.)

Wolf: Ash.........what are you doing here?

Wolf: Ever had a Yoohoo?

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Hehe your soo good being ash.. I saw army of shadow last night..or this morning hehehe sick ass man
He really act great hehehe